1. If your woman catches you looking at
another
woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart,
I am
glad you don't dress like that.
2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll
beat
their kids with the intent of making them
cry
and then start beating them again to stop
them
from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The
BEST MAN
In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself
Standing Beside Her Husband On Her
Wedding
Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when he
Moves From
BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining about girls
that are
looking for Rich
men, you self hustle and be a rich man let
girls
find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you
know there
are people in your village that doesn't want
you to
succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire
them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older
than
You, just stop calling him baby. and start
calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are
our major
problem in this
country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a
notice
board say "man
wanted with 40 Years experience, must
be aged
25
10. Being a good person is like being a
goal
keeper, no matter how many goals you
Save... People will only remember the
ones You
missed.
11. India has never been to the World Cup
because FIFA won't
allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes
after
every goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not
be
your source of income everyday. Cos it's
only a
relationship, not a job opportunity.
13. Someone will just die with an Afro in
Nigeria
movie and his spirit will come back with a
low
cut. So Barbing salon dey that side?
14. Strangling your wife for making
indomie as
dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-
defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4
Years. Is
she your University Degree?
16. New ways of crossing roads in
Nigeria, check
sideways for motors, & look up for plane- petite wedding guest dresses
crash, &
look down for bomb, & look back for
kidnappers,
and
now run zig~zag to dodge bullets.